Reading japanese

People I envy: *reading fluently, like it was nothing*
Me: Watashi wa... uhm... kanji, kanji... ni... kanji... rete... uhm... desu. Ima wa.... uhm, hey, i know these 2 kanjis, but how am I supposed to read them placed next to each other??.... to omou... oh, fuck this shit, I'm going to watch anime instead.